YOU ARE HEREBY SERVED AND SUMMONED to appear at an exciting new Downtown venue under the Texas Street Bridge for “The Legal Event of the Year”:
It’s the Big 7th Annual Clarence Darrow Birthday Party, Shrimp Boil and Social.
Free Shrimp . . . JUMBO shrimp . . . I mean these shrimp are HUGE! We are having them brought all the way in from the ocean.
Free Soft Drinks and Cash Bar! . . . Did I mention Free Soft Drinks?
This will be BIG! I mean really BIG. — Its not just for Lawyers anymore!
HEREIN FAIL NOT, under penalty of being removed from the “A”-list.
Go ahead and click that “Going” button to reserve your place at the Bar! Don’t make us issue a Bench Warrant!